werewolf1992:

where is the url for this petition

foxnewsofficial:

why do porn websites have a +1 button i don’t want everyone to know i actually use google plus

artemisizumi:

that-flighty-temptress-adventure:

kibbi:

black-frostbite:

#Homer Simpson don’t give a crap about homosexuality. 

there’s something bothering me about this place…the girl in green becomes black in the last gif. ಠ_ಠ

And the girl at the bar suddenly has a tattoo. 

Lesbians are not bound to the same laws as you mere mortals

tardisity:

Concept art for The Fault in Our Stars (2014)

tupacabra:

introductory paragraph of my essay:

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mcqueeny:

there’s nothing worse than being hungry but not being able to figure out what you’re craving

skreamingninja:

neutralmilknotel:

i’m not even confused about my sexuality i just don’t really give a shit

unshaped:

hotsoccermom420:

"inner white girl"? you are literally a white girl

"oops"

oo

punnier:

when you type ‘tanks’ instead of ‘thanks’

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colfersaurusrex:

I couldn’t care less about your religion or sexual orientation or race or whether you’re a virgin or have slept with 400 people or have done time in jail

but the moment you eat my leftovers without asking that’s when i decide you’re a terrible person

cokesprite:

when ur chemistry teacher asks if u understand and ur just like

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o-dawgtheinvincible:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."

megustamemes:

But why did they cross the road is the question.