THIS IS THE WORST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO ME
its so rude when i interrupt someone but they keep trying to talk anyway
SpongeBob, where’s my order?
Did you look under the tray?
Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.
let’s stop making jokes about girls and start making jokes about white boys
here i’ll start
*white boy voice* chill out man it was just a joke
[walks into class 10 minutes late with a can of Monster] sorry I’m late I got frontpage on Reddit
[wipes cheeto dust off onto cargo shorts] so if you support gender equality does that mean it’s ok to hit women now?
pinky out as I finger ur girl
we should have a “where are they now” for bloggers who’ve deleted
after good anal
when people say years young instead of years old